January 2012
2012 IS HERE, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE <3
December 2011
TYPE YOUR NAME: eliza
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: eliza
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: dfik9ppzxas
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Watchfighting-gr4vity:
-onyourknees:
warpedc0re:
ac0rn:
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
hate it when people copy what i say or use my catch phrases…..go fetch your own
srsly love my bestfriends so much
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
mum: why are you smiling at the computer
